Good looking (and single too)

Here's my picture, looking a little younger than I do now. ¡Ay, que guapo!

Servanda Hind

Using the Internet Anagram Server, I have created some pseudonyms for myself:
(David Russell Hansen)
Dr. Elvis Anesuns Dahl
Unsel Handel Draviss
Dr. Unsel Dasha Levins

(David R. Hansen)
Servanda Hind
Dan-Hans Verdi
Hans van Riedd
Adri van Shend
Henri van Sadd
Dr. Enan Shavid

(David Hansen)
Dana Vendhis
Aden van Dish
Havan Desdin
Ned Hanvadis

And some headlines
Slav Sanhedrin Led Us
Auslander Lends Shiv
Sudanese Shill Dr. Van
Venusian Had Dr. Sells
Radishes Enslave Lund
Hurd Enslave Islands
Lard Enslaves Hindus
Enslave, Snarl Dudish
Slaves Slander Hindu
Hundred Slaves Slain
Dullness, Danish Rave
Sandhill Versus Dane